I GOT DIAGNOSED WITH SCOLIOSIS AS A KID AND IT WAS A PRETTY BIG PART OF MY CHILDHOOD, SO IT FELT EMPOWERING TO JOKE ABOUT IT AND MAKE MERCH OUT OF IT. GROWING UP BOYS WERE INTIMIDATED BY MY SCOLIOSIS. YOU THINK IT'S HARD TO UNLATCH A BRA, TRY UNLATCHING A MEDICAL DEVICE. SECOND BASE FOR ME WAS JUST KNOCKING ON MY BRACE FOR CONSENT.

IN HIGH SCHOOL MY BEST FRIEND GOT THIS CONDITION WHERE HER BOOBS GREW BIGGER THAN THE REST OF HER BODY AND THEN I GOT THIS CONDITION WHERE I WAS INVISIBLE. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A LATE BLOOMER BUT I'D RATHER THAT THAN PEAK IN HIGH SCHOOL. I WAS FORCED TO DEVELOP A SENSE OF HUMOR SINCE I COULDN'T DEVELOP ANYTHING ELSE.

MY THERAPIST TOLD ME TOXIC MEN TEND TO TARGET HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL WOMEN TO WHICH I RESPONDED, "THANK YOU". BUT NOW IF I'M NOT ATTRACTING A NARCISSIST, I'M LIKE "AM I SLIPPING?" THIS MERCH IS FOR ANYONE LUCKY AND SUCCESSFUL ENOUGH TO BE A MAGNET FOR THE TOXIC PEOPLE OUT THERE. CONSIDER IT A COMPLIMENT AND WEAR THESE TEES PROUDLY, YOU'RE IN A COOL CLUB.